• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

Thranduil in the new bofa trailer please help me i am slayed (x)

(Source: thranduilings, via hiddlesprincess)

thorrinoakenshield:

THORIN IN THAT FUCKIN CROWN I AM FUCKIN DEAD GOODBYE FRIENDS

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(via hiddlesprincess)

"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."

— Matty Healy (the 1975)

(Source: hightydes, via wolf-who-reads)


New Poster!

New Poster!

(Source: deanogorman-daily, via piemakerbarnes)

THERE IS A PETITION TO HAVE LOKI HIS OWN MOVIE!

smithytime:

I REPEAT: THERE IS A PETITION TO HAVE LOKI HAVE HIS OWN MARVEL MOVIE! 

https://www.change.org/petitions/free-loki

Let’s make this happen! 

(via jezfez81)

stormxpadme:

Oh, and just to solve the mystery… It’s Thor in his civvies.

Aha! Figured it had to be him or Banner.

stormxpadme:

Oh, and just to solve the mystery… It’s Thor in his civvies.

Aha! Figured it had to be him or Banner.

(via heilbucky)

daytimeblogger:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

daytimeblogger:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

(via a-n-g-i)

19x02:


Pluviophile
(noun)- a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days

finally a word for it

19x02:

Pluviophile

(noun)- a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days

finally a word for it

(Source: flowers-scents, via wolf-who-reads)

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

(Source: spacegent, via wolf-who-reads)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via tomhazeldine)